Greetings, O Wanderers of the Outer Sanctum,
I admitted a new member to Trollhalla today, and I thought it might be useful to show exactly what happens when one takes the leap from outer to inner membership. Accordingly, here is a copy of his acceptance letter.
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Hola, Eophis,
and welcome to Trollhalla! You have just joined the greatest group of Tunnels & Trolls fans in the world.
Now that you are a member there are a few things you should know and do.
Go to Trollhalla.com and sign in. You do that by clicking on the Inner Sanctum link at the top.
Your login is your trollish name: Eophis or your email
Your password is that password you gave me. I hope you remember it, because you can’t get in without it.
Once inside, the first thing you should do is introduce yourself on the walla. Poetry is traditional, but not required. In your case you can post something in French (Elvish) if you wish. We’re all multilingual and will get the gist of it.
Then go click every button on the menu column. They don’t all work right now, but they all do something. That will give you a better idea of what you can actually do in Trollhalla.
Remember that it is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to use your trollish name in communications with the Trollgod.
Read all the back pages of trollhalla.com outer sanctum.
And login often. Those who actually participate in trollhalla have a great time and make many good friends. Those who merely lurk are called slugghs and are mostly wasting their time and mine.
H’aaarrrggghhh! (trollish for in haste)
Khenn Arrth (note: trollish name. you will always see it when I sign my letters, and I always sign my letters.)
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Now, all members of the Inner Sanctum, they who are known as the Trollgod’s Elite (Minions)–haven’t you always wanted to be a minion? Tis an honorable status. Sometimes. :)–have already seen such a letter once upon a time, but if you want to get in on the real T & T action–get into the back room with big boys and girls–there is an intelligence test you must pass. Can you or will you do it?
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Intelligence test. Ugh.
Wait – I think I had to FLUNK an intelligence test to be admitted!
Intelligence test? Right now, my brain cells are playing blind man’s bluff in the big dark empty place between my ears…
G’Noll
Intelligence Test? What Intelligence Test?