I’m Bat-Troll

 

(The following bit of humor comes from Trollhallan Grrrey Wulff, and I’m posting it with his permission.  Artist, game designer, critic, humorist, and Brit, Robin Stacey is the complete package when it comes to 21st century gamng,  I’m sure he only joined Trollhalla to be nice to me–and why he’d wanna do that, I dunno, but I’ll take it.  Known on Twitter.com and the web in general as Greywulf, Robin is a busy fellow, and a continual delight to those who have discovered him.  A wider selection of Robin’s work can be seen here: http://greywulf.net/category/renders/.  Bookmark the page and visit every once in a while.  You will be glad if you do so.–Ken St. Andre)
battroll2 Im Bat TrollFun facts about Bat-TrollBat-Troll has a Bat-mobile. It hangs from his ceiling and is made of real bats

Bat-Troll lives in a cave. His secret headquarters is a playboy mansion

Bat-Troll is like several superheroes rolled into one. He has the regeneration of Wolverine, the costume of Batman, the vulnerability to fire of Martian Manhunter and the brains of Superman

Bat-Troll does not have a sidekick. Bat-Troll ate him

Bat-Troll’s gloves do not fit

Bat-Troll’s parents were killed by a passing adventuring party. Bat-Troll saw a bat fly through the doorway. This isn’t unusual. I mentioned he lives in a cave, right?

Bat-Troll does not have a utility belt. Bat-Troll cannot spell utility belt

BAT-TROLL IS THE UNDERDARK KNIGHT

{Friends, the material here doesn’t have to be deadly dull game material about Tunnels and Trolls.  Any kind of game tie-in is sufficient.  In fact, deadly dull doesn’t go well with T & T.  Don’t make me do all the work myself–I’d like to see more content here for Trollhalla, and that is going to mean you talented members of the Elite are going to have do things and post them here.  H’aaarrrggghhh!  Khenn Arrth (aka Ken St. Andre) }

 

I’m Bat-Troll
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3 thoughts on “I’m Bat-Troll

  1. You are too kind, good sir.

    I only wish I could convince my gaming group to play Tunnels & Trolls so that I could contribute more, both on my blog and in the hallowed halls of Trollhalla. One day, I shall have my way (inset wicked GM cackle here).

    Glad you liked my Bat-Troll!

  2. I like it!

    Since Batman had his secret cave, and it’s no secret that Trolls live in caves maybe he should live somewhere less obvious for a Troll?

    He could team up with my “Troll With No Name”

  3. Very funny! I could imagine a Cave of Justice filled with other wacky spin-offs like Supertroll, Wonder Wotroll, Green Troll, The Wonder Trolls & so on. I like the art too.

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